Thursday, June 27, 2013
The things I hear coming out of my mouth...
What I say:
Don't throw a ball at someone unless they know it's coming
Don't spit water in the dogs face
Don't let the dog lick your fork
Don't climb up the slide
What I should say:
You may throw a ball at someone if you say "Catch!"
You may swallow your water
You may share your leftovers with the dog as a treat
You may slide DOWN the slide
What my inner dialogue is saying:
Stop, or I'll shoot!
That dog is so mothaf@#% ing fat because of you