I am a 40 year old stay-at-home mommy of a toddler. Every day I shake my head and wonder in amazement at the events that unfold before my eyes. It is surreal. It is mind blowing and grounding all at once. It is exhausting and exhilarating at the same time. Join me for the ride!
Thursday, June 27, 2013
The things I hear coming out of my mouth...
What I say:
Don't throw a ball at someone unless they know it's coming
Don't spit water in the dogs face
Don't let the dog lick your fork
Don't climb up the slide
What I should say:
You may throw a ball at someone if you say "Catch!"
You may swallow your water
You may share your leftovers with the dog as a treat
You may slide DOWN the slide
What my inner dialogue is saying:
Stop, or I'll shoot!
Grrrrrrrowl!!!
That dog is so mothaf@#% ing fat because of you
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
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