I am a 40 year old stay-at-home mommy of a toddler. Every day I shake my head and wonder in amazement at the events that unfold before my eyes. It is surreal. It is mind blowing and grounding all at once. It is exhausting and exhilarating at the same time. Join me for the ride!
Monday, August 5, 2013
Sunday, July 28, 2013
Ain't Nothin' But a Hound Dog, the Tale of 3 Little Dachshunds
They can tell you what time it is by the urgency of their bark (time to EAT). They are smart when needed and lazy the rest of the time. I swear they are a cat/dog cross-species breed. They love to spoon and dig in the yard (not fun if they find a mole or grubs) depending on their mood.
They let me put silly costumes on them for Halloween and I give them frosty paws doggie ice cream treats on their birthday (yes, complete with party hats!).
We are in love with each other, for better or for worse (sometimes the oldest one eats poop-blech!!) and we wouldn't want it any other way.
The Buffet BOMB!!

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You would think a "buffet" would be a good choice for a family with a toddler to grab something quick while away from home and on the way to somewhere else. My main priorities when dining out are loud backgrounds so my toddler isn't the loudest one there and quick service because his attention span and willingness to sit still wither and DIE within twenty minutes (MAX). A buffet answers those two priorities in spades, so it should've been awesome...it was, how do you say "effin horrible!!??".
Globs of brown and fried everything and no known origin of the food or recent health inspections left me with little options for B. Of course he wanted "soda" which we've told him is an "adult" beverage (horrible, I know) because you can self- serve and mix concoctions (as taught to him by my neighbors heathen child) he thinks it's a-friggin-maaaazing!! Plus, there are lots of interesting people to look at and talk about in a loud toddler voice "why does that lady have a beard?" for example (yikes) and rows of food he can just grab on a whim. It was a total flop!
We all had severe "cow tongue" for the next twelve hours, clearly from consuming a months worth of sodium.
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Toddler Sick Day
Can mommy make a balloon out of the rubber gloves in the patient room like you did at the dentist? Why are the gloves blue?
B woke the house up at 1:00am with a wheezing barking cough. It was scary and I'm sure painful for him. Poor little guy. We calmed him and the cough and settled back to sleep (after an hour) and B woke up this morning with just a runny nose. I had already made up my mind to call our pediatrician when the office opened, even though B seemed miraculously better by morning.
I felt almost as if I was telling a tale instead of reenacting our nightmare scare, until the doc literally mimicked the exact cough / wheeze combo B had displayed in the wee hours. The diagnosis: croup. I was not making up tales, it was primarily a nighttime ailment and a simple one dose steroid in the doctors office would be the only thing B needed to get well. That sounded like a magic trick to me, but, a few hours later B happily laid down for his nap and there wasn't a cough in sight.
Has your toddler had any ailments this season that required a doctors office visit?
Monday, July 22, 2013
Water Bead Sensory Play
Toddler putt-putt
Open your stance, check your grip, tap it with your putter slowly aaaaand score!!! Yippee!! We kept adding levels of difficulty to his putt-putt course. Through chair and table legs, across train tracks, over a stuffed animal. We had fun just playing and making things up in our basement play room. The weather has not been conducive to outdoor play lately so we've really had to put our thinking caps on. Developing gross motor skills, creativity and strengthening our relationship are always in season.

Putt-putt anyone?
Are there any games you've played with your toddler that you had fun with too?
Sea Glass Memory Jar
We spent a perfect weather day on the beach of Lake Erie. It was very therapeutic to feel the sand, sea glass and stones beneath weary feet. The swishing, washing and rhythmic back and forth of the waves was mesmerizing. It all started out with a rock skipping lesson from father to son (VERY serious work) and bloomed into the beginning of a "collection".
This was the final product:
There was the cleaning, sorting and the selecting process, all happily done by B when we got home. This meaningful work gave him the chance to be useful and creative simultaneously, it was a perfect end to our family beach day.

Washing
Sorting
Selecting
Have you started any collections with your toddler?
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